toimoiluii:

Noah

kristina100000:

you are doing peculiar shit with that penis my lady

funnytwittertweets:

(via itsafuckenbear)

marvelsmostwanted:

Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy

Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny

(via noodles-07)

heathyr:

what the FUCKING HELL is this

second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

(via atlas-prime)

catball:

eating him

Me to my dog when he wont pay attention to me 

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